Fantastic fantasies

As the bomb ticks:

The bosses breeding women,
The jobs killing vermin
Born to complain
A thought bursts into a thousand bubbles,
Nothing as it seems…the colors are beautiful
I get too tired to ride the crazy train
For a piece of your mind I offer a tiny grain
Shiver down the spine
Everything’s fine
Now follow this line
It leads home

All the pretty stones rest in my palm
Oh I am feeling nice and easy
If this is it, then I’m free

They never wanted you to cry,
But nobody wants to live in a lie
Oh feeling so uneasy...
Just drop to the floor and you will see
Kisses aren’t nice,
When lust and dirt collide.
Forget the face and leave,
Move on with the disease.
The skin is sour, as we lay till the final hour
And all you could do was…
Connect the dots and reveal uneasy thoughts

All the pretty stones rest in my palm
Oh I am feeling nice and easy
If this is it, then I’m free

Something’s missing, do I miss that something?
Hold onto memories until the heart stops pumping
Dance in the fire…
We are being so clever
We are dancing with the devil
As the bomb ticks
As the bomb ticks
All the magic lost their power last night

all in a day's work

He will never be able to play the piano again.

seasons greetings to...

metal heads:



crossdressers:



furry lovers:


angry teenagers:



old people:

My heart melts like ice on a hot day in Baghdad

This song came on the radio while I was working and it made me sad. God damn you Bryan Adams for making me vulnerable for 4 minutes.

AW HELL NAW!

Will Smith, a veteran in thwarting the plans of aliens and robots, once again hopes to save mankind by trying to divert the great monkey robot wars which has been prophesied by many. But first he must become the President of the United States.

" Bush will just fuck it up. I know it yo. I haven't fought monkeys yet but I have fought aliens who are tougher than monkeys and yes, you guys should already know, I have just fought robots recently. Therefore I think I will be the best in leading the war against the monkey robots."

last thoughts

Jimmy's last thoughts:

I saw a cactus in the shape of a number 4,

Before my face hit the desert floor

I could hear ants speaking in my ear

“Hey guys, this dude’s time is over”

Poor Jimmy's body burnt in the hot desert and his soul went on to fry in hell...

At the top, you just can’t stop

Burn:

Hit it to a higher level
I laugh as you cry, no time to frown
Lets burn and burn till the crows fly home
Flying till the need to end and we all fall down
Maybe you cannot understand
But I will make you understand
That we must burn to make it to the end
Better to burn than get buried in the sand

Then I will see you later
When nothing gets better
I will see you later
When you can get better
There’s no promise,
that I might see you later

Go on till the feet tear
For the road's broken glass
Lets burn and burn till the crows fly home
We stop to drop and swim in the dust
Maybe you cannot understand
But I will make you understand
That we must burn to make it to the end
Better to burn than get buried in the sand

Then I will see you later
When nothing gets better
I will see you later
If you can get better
There’s no promise,
that I might see you later

At the top, you just can’t stop
The rats love to race
No trace of your face
Out of the way
The rats fight for another day

Balls

Thanks to Zaki for this video. It's NWS unless you are actually working in a coal mine.

hmmm interesting

Some stuff that caught my eye. All the designs seen below are recreated by me. They are 93% close to the original.

Toilet sign, I am easily impressed by its simplicity:

Hmm maybe I can make it more simple by removing the blue circle for the guys and the red triangle for the ladies...

A girl wearing a T-shirt with these words. I thought it was hilarious.


Some dude wearing a T-shirt with the below design. I think it's much better than the TUNA version:

Who's an asshole?

I am already late for work and a guy gets into the elevator on the 6th floor and gets off on the 7th floor. Fucking climb the stairs asshole. Why the hell do you have legs, you fucking shit?!

Coffee and letters

A slow burn:

Hey friend,
Smoke in the head, conscience dead
Lost in my thoughts and swirl in my dreams
Lock my mind, lose the key…
I am being different it seems,
There's no problem, welcome
I dig a hole between these eyes
Making a window that opens to the skies
Every thread counts,
It's a lovely season, look for reason

This life has been written before…Your media expresses
A price for a bitter taste
An alibi for each ugly face
A meaning in every fucking gaze
Our minds lost in outer space
Walking as idiots race…
I am trapped in this stupid maze
As trends, friends and sense fade away
Everything just turned grey
Yeah
I believe I did a slow burn
And if a gun can settle it all
Brings a tear from the eyes of a doll
And you were there to hold my hand
Whisper a joke
Till I am fine, my friend

The morning light is a creep
Stone walls grin forcefully but they weep
Coffee and cigarettes leave me be
Just racing back to sleep away from society
Back to my fantasies
Memory decays into disease, karma wants to claim his fees
I believe I did a slow burn
And if a gun can settle it all
Brings a tear from the eyes of a doll
And you were there to hold my hand
Whisper a joke
Till I am fine, my friend

Furry

I am not a big fan of furries. In fact I might actually hate them. There are people who like them though. Read about them here.
Check out furry artwork like this, this, this, this and this. I am sorry to these artists for using your work as examples but I needed examples. These creep me out, animals posing like sex objects. I can't tell which is worse, sexy furry art or the movie, Monster-in-law. Anyway, we did grow up watching cartoons that had furries in them and there's also a couple of furry artwork that I like. Here are a few.

By Shawn Ye:

Mau, a race of creatures found in The Spoils universe. These are some of the cards that feature them:



Kimahri Ronso, a character from Final Fantasy X and FF X-2:

Bugs Bunny, I used to draw this fucker a lot when I was young. I drew the Smurfs too. I hated the Care Bears.

Bam bam ching!

Dave Lombardo (Slayer):


The last 35 seconds is really awesome.


Daniel Erlandsson ( Arch Enemy) who is Adrian Erlandsson's (ex C.O.F) brother:


Derek Roddy (Hate Eternal:


Jurgen 'Ventor' Reil (Kreator): Too bad this video sucks. Much better to hear this than watch it.




Chris Adler (Lamb of God):

Fade to woah woahhh

I am late with this because I have not been interested in Metallica for a long time. Anyway the next album is supposed to be produced by Rick Rubin but after hearing the two new songs , I am wondering what the fuck. wad ze fark. vad der fock.



I don't know what the flying fuck James is singing but at 3:58 ( 6:01 if timer is counting down) I think the lyrics are...

Open up your kid
Spirit dialate
Watch the falling sand
Shifting through his hand
Open up your dick
Spirit dialate
Whisper to your friend
That is not the end

DUD-DEE-ANDDDDD!!!
NOT THE ENDDDDDD!!!!
DUD DEE KODOOOO!!!
that's all....




Watching the above video was worse than watching Monster-in-law.



woah woooo woah woah woooooo woah. I had no idea Hanson was co-producing this album.

If only fish could sing

Party pooper

Soul dive:

Welcoming smiles to trust
The light is fading and all is a mirage
Spirits float about strangers and
Handshakes betray the heart
Gather around for a bite
Or take a smoke on the other side
It has become a game
Trying to remember the many names

History makes its rounds
And new jokes are part of the sounds
The sober grin out for more
While others kiss the unforgiving floor
Everybody's a memory tonight
Even if they are not alright
Reach out for a hand
And he may try to be a friend

Sense begins to disappear
And all signs point to stay clear
The moon begins to take a dive
It's time to go back to the old life
But it's really hard to leave
Even when the music does not please
Too bad the master is asleep
In his dreams he is drowning deep

Home of the Stars

I need to buy this series called 'Extras'. I am too lazy to describe what it's all about, so check it out here.

Here are some portions of the episode Ben Stiller was in.






I also need to watch PiratesoftheCaribbean3,Transformers,DieHard4,Ratatouille,
Simpsonsmovie,Hostel2andprobablysomeshitIforgot

Will the real psycho please stand up?

I always thought my pen name was unique and interesting and though I have done this search before , I am still irritated to see many others using the name, psychodevil. >:(



Only 3 of the websites I found so far are actually about me. One of those sites has a description of me.

psychodevil aka ram is 24.81 years old, has been a member since July 29, 2006, has scored 0 submissions, giving an average score of 0.00.

Awww, this is a shame!

If you are seeing this, it is because psychodevil has NO web presence stuff filled out AND hasn't written any blogs! We hope that they do become a bit more social. Isn't community and sharing fun?

I registered for this site a long time ago to support somebody from the online community I belong to (gasp!) who submitted a design. Oh Threadless, how dare you blemish my name on the Internet. I am forever shamed, too bad I do not own a sword so that I can perform seppuku on myself.

Awwww...he's so cute with all those mad skills

The Mob Rules

Today I was over at Inokii and the shopkeeper told me that Black Sabbath was coming down Oct 27th. I was a little short on dough, so I did not pre-order the ticket but you can bet your rainbow (hee hee) colored ass I will be there.

Ronnie James Dio has a beautiful voice of an angel getting his nipples pierced. Check out this video, Rainbow in the Dark from Dio's Holy Diver album.



An interview where he is bashing Amercian music fans. Chris V, I will be looking forward to your comments.



By the way I bought Mayhem's Deathcrush. Necrolust (Track 5) is seriously good shit.

Wait....WHAT?!

Some dude called Mitch 'stop calling me bitch' Davis came up with this wonderful idea of putting ads in videogames while he was drinking beer and playing GTA: Vice City. The idea took off, he did well and then later greed blinded him and he sold his company to the devil for $487 million . I wonder what beer was he drinking.

Read more about it here.

If you are depressed with the above news because you are poor and pathetic and have no money for beer, here is more depressing news.

Chris Benoit, a veteran WWE wrestler was found dead along with his wife and 7yr old son. ABC news tells me that he strangled his wife and smothered his son in the weekend before hanging himself. Benoit's entrance music and finishing move has always been one of my favourites.

A boring article about familicides that spawned from the unfortunate incident can be found here

Update: Benoit's text messages.

Made in God's image

Well, I started practising my anatomy drawing. It's important to have all the bloody basics and to achieve that, I bought a damn good anatomy book that costs me $76. *heart pain* I have been sketching since last night, and drawing the male form is a real headache. All those damn muscles especially those on the back. I also wish humans had tentacles instead of hands and feet.

After wasting lots of paper, I decided to try painting something on the comp without looking at any reference. It was supposed to be a normal looking lady but she ended up looking like an Asian hooker. I wonder why...


So far it does not look that bad but I will need to show some people and get some feedback. Took me close to two hours to finish this and it is only black and white... I hate hands.

Their mum is a bitch

Three newborn tiger triplets that have been rejected by their own mother are being nursed by a dog named Hunai in Jinan Paomaling Wild Animal World in Shandong province. She will nurse them for a month, until the sucking turns to chewing. Those damn tigers LOL. After breaking three slabs of concrete with his head, Chen Yunai, the manager said it was common for Chinese zoos to use surrogate dog mothers to nurse rejected tiger cubs. However the article does not mention why the tiger cubs are rejected in the first place. They probably brought dishonour to their family.

Quote:
'So far the cubs have not been named and are simply called "One," "Two" and "Three." Paomaling has previously put dog urine on rejected cubs' fur to make the surrogate think she was nursing her own puppies, but the zoo didn't bother with the urine this time because Huani seemed not to mind nursing the tigers.'

Note to self: Stay away from dog's urine. Original unfunny article can be found here.

Other interesting animal stories:
Everybody thinks they can paint.
I eat sharks for breakfast. (Thanks to Gchaime, your hero)
Pink is gay.

You can also search for these stories yourself here. There is NWS stuff here, so open your bloody eyes.

Ouch

"We don't have a cure yet so let's just cut off your foreskin," experts suggest as a solution to South Africa's AIDS crisis. While it is not a foolproof method to prevent AIDS, Neil Martinson, the deputy director of the Perinatal (what?) HIV Research Unit believes that male circumcision is so effective that it is "almost like a vaccine". However his arch nemesis,Timothy Quinlan, research director at HEARD does not approve of the mass circumcision programme and prefers the money to be spent on other ways to prevent HIV, which may or may not include sheepskin condoms and chastity belts. More can be found here.

Studies have shown that uncircumcised men are at higher risk of HIV infection due to the fact the foreskin contains soft non-keratinized (what?) tissue and cells that are more vulnerable to the virus. So apparently the foreskin falls under the same category as wisdom teeth and the appendix.

Android Gremlin Rhino Beastmaster

Very entertaining but I wonder was he taking a shit while recording this:



Even more entertaining than the first. I bet it would be irritating to sit beside him in an office:



Norman Cook must be jealous: (embedding was disabled)

I can understand why people hate children. Check out this freak:

No Money, No Honey

Some people tell me that IGN sucks donkey balls, but I think the site is okay lah. So I was surfing the site today, and I am quite amazed that people have to pay to read bullshit stuff like this. Let's see...maybe I can find what's wrong with the PC version of RE4 elsewhere on the Internet. Yes, it's that silly.

The ad is bound to change, so I took a screen capture.


What a great incentive for IGN readers who prefer computer models to real women. Haha stupid dumb fucks.

Bladder Wars

This morning I drank four cups of coffee, then bought a bottle of Coke, drank half of it then had sugarcane juice for lunch. Then I made my way to HSA building to donate BELAAARD.

Before donating BELAAARD, the doc would usually ask a few questions and today she asked if I could donate plasma instead of BELAAARD. The process would take around a hour and a half compared to the usual five minutes. I thought for a while. I have a 70 yr old bladder and the thought of sitting in one place for more than 15 minutes is actully a tough decision I have to make. I finally agreed. I told the doc I was going to take a leak first.

I entered the room, placed my bag down and sat on the couch/bed thingy, got up again, went out of the room to the toilet, took another leak and got back in. I was all set now.

There's a mini monitor for every 'station' and I could choose between Casino Royale, Eragon and Blood Diamonds. I declined the offer, though I have not seen any of these movies and instead chose to listen to METAL on my discman.

Some nurse lady explained to me the process and said it would take around 6-7 cycles. I was hoping 6 since my bladder was already sending danger singnals to my head. As the process started, I switched on my discman and watched Casino Royale on the monitor belonging to the next bed. I had no idea what was going on but Daniel Craig looks like he makes a good Bond.

When the 4th cycle was starting, the nurse came along , looked at the screen on the plasma extracting android and screamed excitedly, " Mwhahahaha, looks like it's going to be 8 cycles. Mwhahahaha!" Okay, that did not really happen, but might as well.

When the 8th cycle was starting, I asked the nurse as she creeped across me if it was the last cycle. " Yesssssss" she hissed "Next time , it will be 80 cycles. Mwhahahahahaha!"

After the Bladder Torture ordeal, I went to the toilet, took a leak, washed my hands, took a leak again, washed my hands and left for Chinatown to reward myself with a cup of coffee.

Victim of Changes

It is not surprising to live in an area for 14 years and see different shops come and go but there's a particular stretch where no business seem to last long enough. It's like the devil took a pee there. I have seen countless shops in that area and my favourite was the one that sold computer games. I used to hang out there after school everday, seeing people play Time Commando and Quake. That shop only lasted for 6 months.

Only one restarant dared to fight the curse, Jack's Place Steak House and Restaurant. I have never patronised there because I am a cup noodle kind of guy, and though I rarely see people walking in and out of there, that restaurant stood there for many years, until now. It has been replaced by an abomination.

Some unholy force has opened up the worse kind of toy/gift shop. I was shocked to walk by and see Hello Kitty merchandise displayed behind the glass walls. I was more alarmed to see a crowd inside the shop. As much as I dislike the cutesy stuff being sold, I wish the shopkeepers all the luck but I predict them being around for about 4 months.


" If you are an asshole, you will like our new home entertainment system. It comes in three volumes, ' That's loud', 'Wow, that's fucking loud' and ' My neighbours are calling the fucking police.'

A rare sports update

AC Milan beats Liverpool in Champions League finals. Yes!
I really hope Arsenal will buck up. Their performance though entertaining is not producing any kind of results. Also I don't care if Thierry Henry leaves the team when less cocky and promising players like Cesc Fabregas are around.

Now for something out of the blue, some crappy jokes I would say if I was doing standup comedy...

If I am walking around in my house in my underwear, then isit really called underwear or should it be called overwear?

I trained a monkey to scrub my back while I am taking a bath. But it's really uncomfortable to have a monkey behind you. You never know what that monkey is going to do next.

I like taking baths. It is my special time . Only when I am bathing, my curly hair is straight and I style my hair in fashions I can't really always do. This is my Misfits impersonation. *pours water on head*

Dragonforce concert: One line review

I never want to see or hear this fucking joke of a band ever again.

The next day: If I thought my experience wasn't miserable enough, I read Chris' latest blog entry...

Moron this later

19/05/06:

I had some really nice dreams in the morning. But let's fast forward to me waking up in the afternoon and neighbours telling me that somebody got murdered in the opposite block around 2-3 am in the morning. Usually I am awake at that time but I had some ice-cream with a friend before that and ice-cream has this magical effect on me.

A few hours later, another neighbour tells me that the story was that somebody had committed suicide by jumping down. Unfortunately I had no desire to watch the news, so I had no idea if somebody died or is everybody under some mind control by the government.

A day has passed and right now I am waiting for more concrete news. I am quite shocked I did not hear any sirens in the middle of the night since I can hear a mosquito sucking on some unfortunate dude a mile away.

On the subject of suicides, check out this video:



Usually I hate cellphone commercials because the truth is if you are ugly, an expensive phone is not going to get you a bloody model or a regular girl as a girlfriend, so I have no idea what the advertising agency dudes are smoking. However I must congratulate the guys behind the next commercial. Simple and effective. But most importantly it does not trick the viewer.

Arghhh my ears! The earplugs, they do nothing!

I found something more annoying than Avril Lavigne. Check out the stuff in here. If you don't want me to visit your friendster profile, make sure your friends leave these as comments. I am sure 'Funky Dance ' is capable of inducing seizures. Now to express my anguish in the form of letters.
ifgwejkfbnwoignheoignheiogneogineiobneiobheiobjeioprhjiobheiorbheiobheriohbeirobheiobhriobj

Hey dude!

There has been some gay sex debate going on among Singapore's politicians for some time. I thought maybe this music video by Gay Pimp would be suitable material for the debate.


Personally I find the whole idea of gays revolting. However if a friend or colleague comes out and tells me he is gay, I will be okay with it. That's right if you are gay, I can understand. I will not hit you with a stone. But please try not to touch me because I am not sure if I will be able to mask the horror on my face.

Along came a spider

Spider-Man 3 review with spoilers.

One line review: This movie sucks donkey balls.


Anyway stuff I enjoyed:
-The intro, J.J. Jameson and the restaurant scene with Bruce Campbell.

Since this movie is so cheesy , where's the scene with Sandman making sand castles with his daughter? Eh? Fuck...

The Simple Life....IN JAIL

Ignorant celebrity slut is heading for jail. News found here. Watch out for those bull dykes!

I was reading up on Rob Halford at wikipedia, and this particular sentence was truly amazing.

"Because of his enormous influence on rock and metal music, Halford has been nicknamed the 'Metal God'."

WOW!!!!

As you can see, I am not really posting anything worth reading, sucker!

I laughed til my intestines exploded

Anyway I like stand up comedy though I don't watch it a lot and sometimes I try to look for comedians that can entertain me other than Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle. Tonight I discovered two comedians. The first would be Omid Djalili . Some of his jokes may be lame but when it comes to jokes about racism, the delivery is much better than Carlos Mencia faggot whom I am hating, not because it is cool to do so, but if saying 'Fuck' a lot is supposed to be funny , then I am the world's greatest comedian.

Oh yeah , anyway I like this other dude, Demetri Martin better. I would love to have him serenade me with some poems while I drown my face in beer.

Polly wants a sweater

13 years after Kurt Cobain's death, Courtney Love finally decides to sell her husband's stuff so that she can move on with her life. Instead of giving Kurt's giant...bag full of flannel...shirts to the Salvation Army, she decides to sell them so that she can make a lot of money. Victoria's Secret is at the moment creating a new catalogue of 'rockstar' bras for Courtney Love. No date for the auction has been set but I am guessing if 'Nobody's Daughter' fails miserably, it will take place a few days later.

Alright

I was at a bookstore with a friend today and he told me about this. Basically Penguin Books released 'My Penguin', a series of six Classics with plain white front covers and it is up to the reader to decorate them. At first I thought it was a smart way to not pay artists but after viewing the online gallery, it seems like it is a pretty cool idea. I found Colin Brush's 'Crime and Punishment' cover very nice and simple.

And now for some shitty stuff.

I was waiting at the bus stop after my friend left, lost in my own thoughts. I am aware a bus stopped near me and some passengers got out. As the bus was leaving, I heard a shout, turned and saw a lady caring lots of bags running towards the bus trying to stop it. As I slowly got back into reality trying to piece what is going on around me, the bus had already left and so I let my hands stay in my pockets. The lady smiled and shrugged at the others around her, accepting that she had shitty luck.

Then I heard loud noises coming from my right. 4 teenagers, two guys and two girls were talking in Chinese and English. One of the girls was talking loudly and I caught these words, "...should try to help to stop. Must help people. Just stand there. Must stop mah!'

I turned to look and the moment they caught me looking at them, their eyes darted away but clearly they were talking about me. I was too tired to give them the finger so I started to whistle loudly in a shitty tune so as to irritate them.

Oh well. If I was a teenage girl who received daily allowance which I spend on short skirts to show my legs, and , hey look everyone, an ipod in my left hand, I would also be bursting with energy to help everybody in the world.

TO A DRAGON education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.

And other entertaining dragon quotes found here.

ANYWAY, a friend of mine got me a ticket to see Dragonforce coming May 20th. Since I have not heard their songs before, I was happy that Inhuman Rampage, their new album came 'free' with the ticket and also not forgetting a poster which is right now lying under my bed. Sadly Inhuman Rampage did not hold my attention for long and I had to pop in Slayer to get back to reality.

A long time ago , some human beings and the Internet told me that Dragonforce sucked performing live so I checked Youtube to see if this was true. Hmmm, looks like Dragonforce better clean up their act before they find out that Singaporeans can scold vulgarities in many different languages.

I have always been fascinated by the cover of Show No Mercy. No matter how cartoony the Devil is drawn, it will always piss and frighten religious dudes.



I decided to draw a fanart based on that cover. Before I show you the final picture, let me frighten you with this image which I sketched and outlined before scanning.
Not really the final image but it's aroung 85% done?

Edit 28.04.07 version 2:



I think I somehow failed with this art as it looks cartoony and less intimidating as the original. Oh well. Anyway I made another version which I can print and slide over the original cover. I had no idea I was so vain.



By the way, here are some interesting font websites I found while looking for the Slayer font.

band font site 1
band font site 2

movie/band/video games/ other shit font

Good music, bad music and the shitty music

Track listing that I copied from the greatest website in the world.

1. "I Knew I Loved You" - Celine Dion
2. "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" - Quincy Jones featuring Herbie Hancock
3. "Once Upon a Time in the West" - Bruce Springsteen
4. "Conradiana" - Andrea Bocelli
5. "The Ecstacy of Gold" - Metallica
6. "Maléna" - Yo-Yo Ma
7. "Come Sail Away" - Renée Fleming
8. "Gabriel's Oboe" - Ennio Morricone
9. "Conmigo" - Daniela Mercury featuring Eumir Deodato
10. "La Luz Prodigiosa" - Dulce Pontes
11. "Love Affair" - Chris Botti
12. "Je Cangerais d'Avis" - Vanessa and the O's
13. "Lost Boys Calling" - Roger Waters
14. "The Tropical Variation" - Ennio Morricone
15. "Could Heaven Be" - Denyce Graves
16. "Addio Monti" - Taro Hakase
17. "Cinema Paradiso" - Ennio Morricone

I am glad Ennio Morricone loves himelf.

Any metal fan that bothers to listen to Metallica these days, a sample of the cover can be heard over here.
Usually Lars would not allow this but it was his hamster's birthday.

There's no reason to post these videos of Cliff Burton, but what the heck.
Videos are from before 1987, just incase you the reader has no idea, he is dead. DEAD.

Technology continues to confuse and scare me.

Click on the pic to visit site.

I hate laptops but this is definitly good news for people who do not shit money. Wouldn't it be great to submit a 5o page report in your own writing?

And now the greatest invention ever.... er invented.
The only question that comes to mind is , how can Bao Xishun use this?

Life's a bitch.

Scanned from The Straits Times.My condolences to the family and friends of the victims. I am quite sure news of this unfortunate incident can be found in your daily newspaper and most websites, so let's instead read two terrible plays written by Cho, who was apparently an English major. Whatever happened to criminals being multi-talented like Charles Manson?

Thanks to Soybean of Nintendorks for these links.
http://news.aol.com/virginia-tech-shootings/cho-seung-hui/_a/richard-mcbeef-cover-page/20070417134109990001
http://news.aol.com/virginia-tech-shootings/cho-seung-hui/_a/mr-brownstone-title-page/20070417141309990001

One of the comments posted...
24. I COULD GIVE A MAD F*** BOUT VIRGINA AND WAT GOES ON IN IT WE GOT ENOUGH SHIT GOIN ON N OUR OWN CITIES N STATES TO WORRY BOUT SOME SHIT THATS ALREADY DONE N OVER WIT 33 PPLZ DEAD OK BIG F****** WOO AINT THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE STUPID DID SOME SHIT LIKE THAT AND AINT GONNA BE THE LAST ONLY PEOPLE TO BLAME R THE SKOOLZ THEY THE ONES WHO SUPPOSE TO MAKE SURE SHIT IS SAFE N THEN SOME SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS YEA O-----K NEWAYZ ALL I KNO IS THEY EEDA STOP INTERRUPTIN MY SOAPS LIKE DAT

JESSICA at 2:49PM on Apr 17th 2007

Calm the fuck down and take your medication, bitch.

I got reminded of something John Kerry said awhile back.
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq"

I would rather die on a battlefield then get gunned down in school.

Anyway for the love of God, do not support terrible music.

See previous entry

Unicorns that want to see you bleed

A long long time ago, last December on the 21st to be exact, my Internet and metal buddy, Chris started a thread about unicorns for the sole purpose of trying to breed one so as to keep his girlfriends off his back. Some interesting images were posted and I actually tried to post them in my now uneditable blog, but alas. So as to fulfill all my duties before I die, I shall post the pictures for all in the Internet to see. Be aware about the cruel nature of unicorns!








Hmm the last one is not a freaking unicorn, but where the hell can I get these toys?

I would rather be poor than impotent

But having some money is still nice. The only highlights of this month have been Sheryl's and my brother's birthdays and so far the rest of this month has been a total shitfest. A silly $50 fine from the Army ( My own goddamn fault) has dampened my spirits and I almost cried a fucking river when my discman fell off the table and is currently suffering from slight memory loss.

Not getting paid on time and soon not going to get paid at all is giving me a headache and late night surfing the Internet while drinking vodka is not improving the headache at all. The loss of a job is not at all bad but it was as unexpected as walking to class and getting shot by a crazy dude. The only dilemma now is, should I improve my portfolio and work on freelance projects or look for another permanent job. Only time will tell. Bookmark this blog to find out what the future has in store for me!

Making matters worse is the lack of inspiration. Sick and tired of staring at empty paper for the past few weeks, I have decided to start from scratch with simple sketches.


This is not a pretty picture but that is not a pretty face. I woke up this morning and drew my ugly mug which has not tasted coffee yet. A photograph of me taken by the CIA a month ago is beside for comparison. Overall it is good practise and I am very fond of the hair. INDEED!

Also I am officially announcing to the Internet that I am starting on my own current project titled 'Heavy Metal Fan'. The idea is to create an artbook of paintings and sketches based on my love for heavy metal. I have yet to draw anything because of the lack of inspiration but I have made some progress with designing the logo. This is version 1. Yay!

Edit version 2: 'A' is now easier to read and does not look like 'C'.



Also progress will definitely be slow since it is just a personal project that I can hopefully sell one day.


Currently:
a fan of The Spoils artwork:
first edition part 1
first edition part2

enjoying Immortal's Sons of Northern Darkness

Edit: 02/05/07
I did not have to pay the fine. It was a big misunderstanding. Yippie yaya.

There are so many things to bitch about

I will be bitching soon.