Sunday, 21 October 2007

Balls

Thanks to Zaki for this video. It's NWS unless you are actually working in a coal mine.

hmmm interesting

Some stuff that caught my eye. All the designs seen below are recreated by me. They are 93% close to the original.

Toilet sign, I am easily impressed by its simplicity:

Hmm maybe I can make it more simple by removing the blue circle for the guys and the red triangle for the ladies...

A girl wearing a T-shirt with these words. I thought it was hilarious.


Some dude wearing a T-shirt with the below design. I think it's much better than the TUNA version:

Saturday, 13 October 2007

Who's an asshole?

I am already late for work and a guy gets into the elevator on the 6th floor and gets off on the 7th floor. Fucking climb the stairs asshole. Why the hell do you have legs, you fucking shit?!

Tuesday, 18 September 2007

Coffee and letters

A slow burn:

Hey friend,
Smoke in the head, conscience dead
Lost in my thoughts and swirl in my dreams
Lock my mind, lose the key…
I am being different it seems,
There's no problem, welcome
I dig a hole between these eyes
Making a window that opens to the skies
Every thread counts,
It's a lovely season, look for reason

This life has been written before…Your media expresses
A price for a bitter taste
An alibi for each ugly face
A meaning in every fucking gaze
Our minds lost in outer space
Walking as idiots race…
I am trapped in this stupid maze
As trends, friends and sense fade away
Everything just turned grey
Yeah
I believe I did a slow burn
And if a gun can settle it all
Brings a tear from the eyes of a doll
And you were there to hold my hand
Whisper a joke
Till I am fine, my friend

The morning light is a creep
Stone walls grin forcefully but they weep
Coffee and cigarettes leave me be
Just racing back to sleep away from society
Back to my fantasies
Memory decays into disease, karma wants to claim his fees
I believe I did a slow burn
And if a gun can settle it all
Brings a tear from the eyes of a doll
And you were there to hold my hand
Whisper a joke
Till I am fine, my friend

Friday, 31 August 2007

Furry

I am not a big fan of furries. In fact I might actually hate them. There are people who like them though. Read about them here.
Check out furry artwork like this, this, this, this and this. I am sorry to these artists for using your work as examples but I needed examples. These creep me out, animals posing like sex objects. I can't tell which is worse, sexy furry art or the movie, Monster-in-law. Anyway, we did grow up watching cartoons that had furries in them and there's also a couple of furry artwork that I like. Here are a few.

By Shawn Ye:

Mau, a race of creatures found in The Spoils universe. These are some of the cards that feature them:



Kimahri Ronso, a character from Final Fantasy X and FF X-2:

Bugs Bunny, I used to draw this fucker a lot when I was young. I drew the Smurfs too. I hated the Care Bears.

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

Bam bam ching!

Dave Lombardo (Slayer):


The last 35 seconds is really awesome.


Daniel Erlandsson ( Arch Enemy) who is Adrian Erlandsson's (ex C.O.F) brother:


Derek Roddy (Hate Eternal:


Jurgen 'Ventor' Reil (Kreator): Too bad this video sucks. Much better to hear this than watch it.




Chris Adler (Lamb of God):

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

Fade to woah woahhh

I am late with this because I have not been interested in Metallica for a long time. Anyway the next album is supposed to be produced by Rick Rubin but after hearing the two new songs , I am wondering what the fuck. wad ze fark. vad der fock.



I don't know what the flying fuck James is singing but at 3:58 ( 6:01 if timer is counting down) I think the lyrics are...

Open up your kid
Spirit dialate
Watch the falling sand
Shifting through his hand
Open up your dick
Spirit dialate
Whisper to your friend
That is not the end

DUD-DEE-ANDDDDD!!!
NOT THE ENDDDDDD!!!!
DUD DEE KODOOOO!!!
that's all....




Watching the above video was worse than watching Monster-in-law.



woah woooo woah woah woooooo woah. I had no idea Hanson was co-producing this album.

If only fish could sing

Saturday, 11 August 2007

Party pooper

Soul dive:

Welcoming smiles to trust
The light is fading and all is a mirage
Spirits float about strangers and
Handshakes betray the heart
Gather around for a bite
Or take a smoke on the other side
It has become a game
Trying to remember the many names

History makes its rounds
And new jokes are part of the sounds
The sober grin out for more
While others kiss the unforgiving floor
Everybody's a memory tonight
Even if they are not alright
Reach out for a hand
And he may try to be a friend

Sense begins to disappear
And all signs point to stay clear
The moon begins to take a dive
It's time to go back to the old life
But it's really hard to leave
Even when the music does not please
Too bad the master is asleep
In his dreams he is drowning deep

Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Home of the Stars

I need to buy this series called 'Extras'. I am too lazy to describe what it's all about, so check it out here.

Here are some portions of the episode Ben Stiller was in.






I also need to watch PiratesoftheCaribbean3,Transformers,DieHard4,Ratatouille,
Simpsonsmovie,Hostel2andprobablysomeshitIforgot