The Boogeywoman

A mysterious 58 year Japanese old woman also known as Boogeywoman by the little ones had been living in a man's closet for more than a year before she was arrested by police. The man probably a car manufacturer by day and a pervert by night became suspicious after he discovered his food was always missing and his clothes were always neatly folded. Using a toilet roll and a pencil, he created a camera which captured images of her walking on fours and folding his underwear. After showing the images to the Japanese CSI, they found her
in the closet. BRAVO! Original story can be found here.

Family values

A heart warming family story about a young boy who wins a beauty pageant in Thailand can be found here.

Another proof that transvestites like short people are winners in life can be found here.

Thank you Internet for the...

Viagra and penis enlargement pills but I am fine really.

Why do good things always come to an end?

Oh well Tenacious Games should have asked Donald Trump for financial advice. Since the company is unable to produce any more cards, let's take a look at some of the great art this company's artists have produced.

Music is serious business

First Exciting Story:

Apparently Mexico isn't just about cacti and sombreros. It's also about emo kids getting beaten with cacti by the cooler sombrero wearing metal heads and punks riding on donkeys drunk on tequila. Thanks to CNE ( not CNN) for this exciting news which will determine the soundtrack for the next Zorro movie.



Second Exciting Story:

Drinks company Dr Pepper has challenged Axel Rose that they'd give a free can of drink to every single American citizen if the 'Chinese Democracy' album can be released by this year (2008). It will be like the scene from " V for Vendetta" except that nobody gives a shit. I am not sure if Mr. Axel has accepted the challenge but it seems Bon Jovi will not drink his Dr Pepper.

what do we have here?

A children's home that tortures children? What a big fucking surprise! Anyway 3 cheers to Eddie the dog!

I finally bought a Nintendo Wii

The system does not resemble the male genitals.

End of the pig, rise of the rat

Year of the pig ends....

Mayhem - Freezing Moon


Year of the rat begins. Happy Lunar New Year!

Marduk - Throne Of Rats

Why do...

...people like to call me when I am looking for a toilet to piss, am about to take a piss and while I am pissing? why? WHY??????!!!!!!!(x infinity)


I am an angry unhappy person.

Fantastic fantasies

As the bomb ticks:

The bosses breeding women,
The jobs killing vermin
Born to complain
A thought bursts into a thousand bubbles,
Nothing as it seems…the colors are beautiful
I get too tired to ride the crazy train
For a piece of your mind I offer a tiny grain
Shiver down the spine
Everything’s fine
Now follow this line
It leads home

All the pretty stones rest in my palm
Oh I am feeling nice and easy
If this is it, then I’m free

They never wanted you to cry,
But nobody wants to live in a lie
Oh feeling so uneasy...
Just drop to the floor and you will see
Kisses aren’t nice,
When lust and dirt collide.
Forget the face and leave,
Move on with the disease.
The skin is sour, as we lay till the final hour
And all you could do was…
Connect the dots and reveal uneasy thoughts

All the pretty stones rest in my palm
Oh I am feeling nice and easy
If this is it, then I’m free

Something’s missing, do I miss that something?
Hold onto memories until the heart stops pumping
Dance in the fire…
We are being so clever
We are dancing with the devil
As the bomb ticks
As the bomb ticks
All the magic lost their power last night