dragonhead

Now that I have some time, might as well practice.



An update:

The Boogeywoman

A mysterious 58 year Japanese old woman also known as Boogeywoman by the little ones had been living in a man's closet for more than a year before she was arrested by police. The man probably a car manufacturer by day and a pervert by night became suspicious after he discovered his food was always missing and his clothes were always neatly folded. Using a toilet roll and a pencil, he created a camera which captured images of her walking on fours and folding his underwear. After showing the images to the Japanese CSI, they found her
in the closet. BRAVO! Original story can be found here.

Family values

A heart warming family story about a young boy who wins a beauty pageant in Thailand can be found here.

Another proof that transvestites like short people are winners in life can be found here.

Thank you Internet for the...

Viagra and penis enlargement pills but I am fine really.

Why do good things always come to an end?

Oh well Tenacious Games should have asked Donald Trump for financial advice. Since the company is unable to produce any more cards, let's take a look at some of the great art this company's artists have produced.

Music is serious business

First Exciting Story:

Apparently Mexico isn't just about cacti and sombreros. It's also about emo kids getting beaten with cacti by the cooler sombrero wearing metal heads and punks riding on donkeys drunk on tequila. Thanks to CNE ( not CNN) for this exciting news which will determine the soundtrack for the next Zorro movie.



Second Exciting Story:

Drinks company Dr Pepper has challenged Axel Rose that they'd give a free can of drink to every single American citizen if the 'Chinese Democracy' album can be released by this year (2008). It will be like the scene from " V for Vendetta" except that nobody gives a shit. I am not sure if Mr. Axel has accepted the challenge but it seems Bon Jovi will not drink his Dr Pepper.

what do we have here?

A children's home that tortures children? What a big fucking surprise! Anyway 3 cheers to Eddie the dog!

I finally bought a Nintendo Wii

The system does not resemble the male genitals.

End of the pig, rise of the rat

Year of the pig ends....

Mayhem - Freezing Moon


Year of the rat begins. Happy Lunar New Year!

Marduk - Throne Of Rats

Why do...

...people like to call me when I am looking for a toilet to piss, am about to take a piss and while I am pissing? why? WHY??????!!!!!!!(x infinity)


I am an angry unhappy person.