Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Yeah whatever

0622:

Walking through sleepy streets
As blue smoke dances in the air
With tequila on the tongue
The next lie is not too far
If you believe
Planets align, a star‘s dying
Everything’s fine, an angel’s trying
Your life's not what it seems
Not like your elaborate dreams
And now hold your breath in the flow...
Feeding off each other,

We are part of their
midnight show
Ha, a smile can tear one from reality
In this drugged paradise city
And you were left
To find a name to blame
Oh man, your gods and my devils are the same

All the pain was fine
There were reasons to shine
Got lost in your tears
Drowning in the light in your eyes

In the wind a young gossip flies
Smiles holding back lies, judged by the blind
Lost a turn with the role of the dice
Your little heart cried and died...
Pin a thought on the wall
But there was beauty that set you free
No time to dream, no time to breathe
Just listen
Through the cracks you knew
There was nothing left to carry
It was a demand too many
You knew, didn’t you?

All the pain was fine
There were reasons to shine
Got lost in your tears
Drowning in the light in your eyes

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

There's an old saying...

Oh well, apparently this rich China dude ran a beauty contest for his 5 mistresses. And it did not end well. Somebody died. It kind of reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield's My 5 Wives movie except there is no relation between the movie and the China man story other than the number 5. That booby trap scene was nice.

Read the story here.

There's also another saying:Do not accompany the article with stupid fucking pictures that make no fucking sense . And don't pay the photographer because it is like sticking your head in the toilet bowl and licking the shit.

Friday, 16 January 2009

Holy Metal Balls

Ah thank you faceless people of the Internet realm who bother to scan Japanese manga and translate them. You make me truly happy.

Detroit Metal City (DMC)
: Negishi Soichi is a pansy and a loser with a haircut resembling a dick head and despite wanting to make and sell his shitty pop music, he can only gain popularity as Johannes Krauser II, the lead singer of a death metal band known as DMC.



What makes this manga an enjoyable read is that not many people outside the band knows that he is Krauser II and he wants to keep it this way. And throughout the story, Negishi is being this mild mannered boy and he believes that he wants to be true to himself even if he is more popular in DMC. Despite all this, like a real life loser, he can't help but get into situations where he is ignored, pushed over, ridiculed and even back stabbed. These are the times when his alter ego, the 'Demon King' kicks in and he will get the courage to say FUCK YOU!!! to the people who stirred his shit.

This story is all about the fucking irony. The world decides your true personality.
Series is ongoing.

Chris V, you should totally check this manga out and here's a video for all of you.

Monday, 5 January 2009

It seems even...


Anyway found this interview online..





There are some crazy fucking fans interviewed here that I don't want to be seen hanging out with but there are really some things I myself am guilty of. I can't seem to say 'Slayer' in a normal voice. I must actually scream the word out like I have been possessed by Linda Blair's demon. And when I am walking past a guy in a Slayer T-shirt, I will tell him that is a damn nice tee. I cannot help it. If I don't say it, my throat gets all irritated and itchy and I will feel like I need to take a shit.

Later on, they actually interview Kirk Hammett. For some reason he beats around the bush but all he is trying to say is Slayer fans are more hardcore than Metallica fans. The poor guy. Lars Ulrich must have standing across the room pointing a gun at him.

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

mangagagagaga

Check out this comic, Bakuman which tells the story of two students who wish to become professional mangaka. If you're wondering how the Japanese comic industry works, this manga will provide you the answers.



Also check out this well written article which tells us the basics of a BATTLE MANGA!

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

big man with a big gun


No, the boy was not trying to assassinate Obama.

Here's a public service announcement from psychodevil: Do not give stupid kids stupid ideas.


Sunday, 5 October 2008

Death Magnetic Review

Ah, this is the damn album I have been waiting for from Metallica. Unlike St. Anger, this album IS a Thrash Metal record and in my opinion it is definitely on par with what the other old school bands like Overkill and Testament are releasing these days. It's time to get that Metallica T-shirt out of the cupboard again. Don't download this album. Go out and fucking buy it because they deserve it.

Maybe these videos will get you interested




If I were to buy albums based on the art on the sleeve, I will probably be owning a lot of Indie shit.
Anyway here's an interesting list of album sleeves.

Sunday, 21 September 2008

the supreme satanists

I present to you, molotov cocktail by thesupremesatanist:



I love the Internet for its idiots.

Sunday, 7 September 2008

More appealing than donkey balls

Until three weeks ago, I knew very little about Dragonball and my knowledge was simply the fighters' hair could turn $gold$ and they could sometimes transform into giant apes due to the moon and there were these magical dragonballs used to grant wishes. Being an avid reader of the manga One Piece and finding out that Eiichiro Oda is a big fan of Akira Toriyama's Dragonball, I was interested to see how much Akira's masterpiece has influenced One Piece. Thanks to this site I just finished reading all 42 volumes of Dragonball.

Dragonball ( Dragonball and Dragonball Z )review:

To be fair, the only manga I have read and am following these days are One Piece, Naruto and Full Metal Alchemist. Dragonball's universe and storyline is very simple compared to these comics and that is interesting. Storytelling has either improved or became more complicated in manga these days as their creators like to focus on back stories and Akira never did bother with all that hassle. For e.g. it is mentioned via speech bubbles later on in Dragonball Z, how Goku (our hero and a Saiyan) was sent to Earth and how Vegeta and his men ( Saiyans) came under Frieza's control, but do not expect to see whole chapters dedicated to showing the history behind the mighty Saiyan race (though that would have been nice). The story is always progressing forward except when the characters are training.

The art in Dragonball is simple and can be said to be 'Disney' like compared to say JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Despite the simplicity in character design, anatomy and action poses are all very well drawn. Akira's characters also occasionally change their looks. They tend to spot different hairstyles and yes, they do change their clothes from time to time. This makes the characters more 'realistic' and interesting to look at ( It may not be impressive compared to Archie and Marvel/DC comics where the characters do change their looks often. However in Manga, the characters usually spot the same look to make it easier for the creator and his assistant(s) to quickly work and release the comics on a weekly basis). This touch of 'realism' can also be seen in One Piece where characters change their clothing depending on the climate of the Islands they visit. The extent of Akira's imagination and to what he can draw and wanted to draw is also impressive. Dinosaurs. Androids. Anthropomorphic animals. Aliens. They are all represented well including the vehicles and environments.

Plot wise, the story arcs in Dragonball are more humourous and adventurous while those in Dragonball Z have a more sinister atmosphere. To better sum it up, Dragonball is like a RPG which has many mini side quests until the final big boss Piccolo arrives to lay waste to Earth. The manga starts off with Goku as a naive child who does not even know about women until he meets Bulma, a brilliant inventor who wants to use the Dragonballs to wish for the perfect boyfriend. The story just keeps getting more interesting to read as each new character introduced is always quirky. A shape shifting pig, a thief who is afraid to talk to women, an old skinny perverted martial arts master, a commander of the Red Ribbon army who wants to use the dragonballs to become tall.... the list just goes on. Besides the quest for the dragonballs, there are also these tournaments which showcase how strong our heroes have become and instead of some mindless brawl, they display some strategic fighting. These tournaments also give a reason for the fighters to train and learn some new moves and that helps to push the story forward. Overall the story in Dragonball is very well balanced.

If Dragonball felt like a RPG, Dragonball Z is more of a King of Fighters game. The series starts off well giving some insight to character origins as well as introducing new rivals for the main hero. The Frieza arc also exhibited many alien like elements which was different from the previous arcs in Dragonball which had a mystical underlying tone. Super Siayans ( Powered up Goku with golden hair) were also introduced as well as other races of fighters being able to change forms to increase their power. I am not sure if this was groundbreaking back then in the 80s but it certainly pushed the series to a whole new level.

The next arc talks about time travelling and the main villains are androids which further shows that in every arc Akira tried to do something different. Unfortunately the plot remained the same. Super strong bad guy comes. People die. Good guys fight bad guy. Goku/Gohan defeats bad guy. Dragonballs used to resurrect people who died. It should have ended there but the plot in the Buu arc followed the same formula. In fact a groan escaped me when Buu was fearfully introduced in the manga to be very powerful. Overall in 'Z' , dragonballs are so often used to resurrect people who were killed, Goku and friends cannot really be called heroes and fights are often just suicide missions. The flaws are very obvious since I did take a few days to finish reading 'Z' .

Despite the Dragonball series not being a true masterpiece, it is still a very innovative piece of work that has definitely inspired current popular selling manga. So yeah, read it and do not watch the anime because I heard it is crap and even worse, it is fucking censored.