AW HELL NAW!

Will Smith, a veteran in thwarting the plans of aliens and robots, once again hopes to save mankind by trying to divert the great monkey robot wars which has been prophesied by many. But first he must become the President of the United States.

" Bush will just fuck it up. I know it yo. I haven't fought monkeys yet but I have fought aliens who are tougher than monkeys and yes, you guys should already know, I have just fought robots recently. Therefore I think I will be the best in leading the war against the monkey robots."