I finally bought a Nintendo Wii

The system does not resemble the male genitals.

End of the pig, rise of the rat

Year of the pig ends....

Mayhem - Freezing Moon


Year of the rat begins. Happy Lunar New Year!

Marduk - Throne Of Rats

Why do...

...people like to call me when I am looking for a toilet to piss, am about to take a piss and while I am pissing? why? WHY??????!!!!!!!(x infinity)


I am an angry unhappy person.

Fantastic fantasies

As the bomb ticks:

The bosses breeding women,
The jobs killing vermin
Born to complain
A thought bursts into a thousand bubbles,
Nothing as it seems…the colors are beautiful
I get too tired to ride the crazy train
For a piece of your mind I offer a tiny grain
Shiver down the spine
Everything’s fine
Now follow this line
It leads home

All the pretty stones rest in my palm
Oh I am feeling nice and easy
If this is it, then I’m free

They never wanted you to cry,
But nobody wants to live in a lie
Oh feeling so uneasy...
Just drop to the floor and you will see
Kisses aren’t nice,
When lust and dirt collide.
Forget the face and leave,
Move on with the disease.
The skin is sour, as we lay till the final hour
And all you could do was…
Connect the dots and reveal uneasy thoughts

All the pretty stones rest in my palm
Oh I am feeling nice and easy
If this is it, then I’m free

Something’s missing, do I miss that something?
Hold onto memories until the heart stops pumping
Dance in the fire…
We are being so clever
We are dancing with the devil
As the bomb ticks
As the bomb ticks
All the magic lost their power last night

all in a day's work

He will never be able to play the piano again.

seasons greetings to...

metal heads:



crossdressers:



furry lovers:


angry teenagers:



old people:

My heart melts like ice on a hot day in Baghdad

This song came on the radio while I was working and it made me sad. God damn you Bryan Adams for making me vulnerable for 4 minutes.

AW HELL NAW!

Will Smith, a veteran in thwarting the plans of aliens and robots, once again hopes to save mankind by trying to divert the great monkey robot wars which has been prophesied by many. But first he must become the President of the United States.

" Bush will just fuck it up. I know it yo. I haven't fought monkeys yet but I have fought aliens who are tougher than monkeys and yes, you guys should already know, I have just fought robots recently. Therefore I think I will be the best in leading the war against the monkey robots."

last thoughts

Jimmy's last thoughts:

I saw a cactus in the shape of a number 4,

Before my face hit the desert floor

I could hear ants speaking in my ear

“Hey guys, this dude’s time is over”

Poor Jimmy's body burnt in the hot desert and his soul went on to fry in hell...

At the top, you just can’t stop

Burn:

Hit it to a higher level
I laugh as you cry, no time to frown
Lets burn and burn till the crows fly home
Flying till the need to end and we all fall down
Maybe you cannot understand
But I will make you understand
That we must burn to make it to the end
Better to burn than get buried in the sand

Then I will see you later
When nothing gets better
I will see you later
When you can get better
There’s no promise,
that I might see you later

Go on till the feet tear
For the road's broken glass
Lets burn and burn till the crows fly home
We stop to drop and swim in the dust
Maybe you cannot understand
But I will make you understand
That we must burn to make it to the end
Better to burn than get buried in the sand

Then I will see you later
When nothing gets better
I will see you later
If you can get better
There’s no promise,
that I might see you later

At the top, you just can’t stop
The rats love to race
No trace of your face
Out of the way
The rats fight for another day