Victim of Changes

It is not surprising to live in an area for 14 years and see different shops come and go but there's a particular stretch where no business seem to last long enough. It's like the devil took a pee there. I have seen countless shops in that area and my favourite was the one that sold computer games. I used to hang out there after school everday, seeing people play Time Commando and Quake. That shop only lasted for 6 months.

Only one restarant dared to fight the curse, Jack's Place Steak House and Restaurant. I have never patronised there because I am a cup noodle kind of guy, and though I rarely see people walking in and out of there, that restaurant stood there for many years, until now. It has been replaced by an abomination.

Some unholy force has opened up the worse kind of toy/gift shop. I was shocked to walk by and see Hello Kitty merchandise displayed behind the glass walls. I was more alarmed to see a crowd inside the shop. As much as I dislike the cutesy stuff being sold, I wish the shopkeepers all the luck but I predict them being around for about 4 months.


" If you are an asshole, you will like our new home entertainment system. It comes in three volumes, ' That's loud', 'Wow, that's fucking loud' and ' My neighbours are calling the fucking police.'

A rare sports update

AC Milan beats Liverpool in Champions League finals. Yes!
I really hope Arsenal will buck up. Their performance though entertaining is not producing any kind of results. Also I don't care if Thierry Henry leaves the team when less cocky and promising players like Cesc Fabregas are around.

Now for something out of the blue, some crappy jokes I would say if I was doing standup comedy...

If I am walking around in my house in my underwear, then isit really called underwear or should it be called overwear?

I trained a monkey to scrub my back while I am taking a bath. But it's really uncomfortable to have a monkey behind you. You never know what that monkey is going to do next.

I like taking baths. It is my special time . Only when I am bathing, my curly hair is straight and I style my hair in fashions I can't really always do. This is my Misfits impersonation. *pours water on head*

Dragonforce concert: One line review

I never want to see or hear this fucking joke of a band ever again.

The next day: If I thought my experience wasn't miserable enough, I read Chris' latest blog entry...

Moron this later

19/05/06:

I had some really nice dreams in the morning. But let's fast forward to me waking up in the afternoon and neighbours telling me that somebody got murdered in the opposite block around 2-3 am in the morning. Usually I am awake at that time but I had some ice-cream with a friend before that and ice-cream has this magical effect on me.

A few hours later, another neighbour tells me that the story was that somebody had committed suicide by jumping down. Unfortunately I had no desire to watch the news, so I had no idea if somebody died or is everybody under some mind control by the government.

A day has passed and right now I am waiting for more concrete news. I am quite shocked I did not hear any sirens in the middle of the night since I can hear a mosquito sucking on some unfortunate dude a mile away.

On the subject of suicides, check out this video:



Usually I hate cellphone commercials because the truth is if you are ugly, an expensive phone is not going to get you a bloody model or a regular girl as a girlfriend, so I have no idea what the advertising agency dudes are smoking. However I must congratulate the guys behind the next commercial. Simple and effective. But most importantly it does not trick the viewer.

Arghhh my ears! The earplugs, they do nothing!

I found something more annoying than Avril Lavigne. Check out the stuff in here. If you don't want me to visit your friendster profile, make sure your friends leave these as comments. I am sure 'Funky Dance ' is capable of inducing seizures. Now to express my anguish in the form of letters.
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Hey dude!

There has been some gay sex debate going on among Singapore's politicians for some time. I thought maybe this music video by Gay Pimp would be suitable material for the debate.


Personally I find the whole idea of gays revolting. However if a friend or colleague comes out and tells me he is gay, I will be okay with it. That's right if you are gay, I can understand. I will not hit you with a stone. But please try not to touch me because I am not sure if I will be able to mask the horror on my face.

Along came a spider

Spider-Man 3 review with spoilers.

One line review: This movie sucks donkey balls.


Anyway stuff I enjoyed:
-The intro, J.J. Jameson and the restaurant scene with Bruce Campbell.

Since this movie is so cheesy , where's the scene with Sandman making sand castles with his daughter? Eh? Fuck...

The Simple Life....IN JAIL

Ignorant celebrity slut is heading for jail. News found here. Watch out for those bull dykes!

I was reading up on Rob Halford at wikipedia, and this particular sentence was truly amazing.

"Because of his enormous influence on rock and metal music, Halford has been nicknamed the 'Metal God'."

WOW!!!!

As you can see, I am not really posting anything worth reading, sucker!

I laughed til my intestines exploded

Anyway I like stand up comedy though I don't watch it a lot and sometimes I try to look for comedians that can entertain me other than Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle. Tonight I discovered two comedians. The first would be Omid Djalili . Some of his jokes may be lame but when it comes to jokes about racism, the delivery is much better than Carlos Mencia faggot whom I am hating, not because it is cool to do so, but if saying 'Fuck' a lot is supposed to be funny , then I am the world's greatest comedian.

Oh yeah , anyway I like this other dude, Demetri Martin better. I would love to have him serenade me with some poems while I drown my face in beer.

Polly wants a sweater

13 years after Kurt Cobain's death, Courtney Love finally decides to sell her husband's stuff so that she can move on with her life. Instead of giving Kurt's giant...bag full of flannel...shirts to the Salvation Army, she decides to sell them so that she can make a lot of money. Victoria's Secret is at the moment creating a new catalogue of 'rockstar' bras for Courtney Love. No date for the auction has been set but I am guessing if 'Nobody's Daughter' fails miserably, it will take place a few days later.