Today I was over at Inokii and the shopkeeper told me that Black Sabbath was coming down Oct 27th. I was a little short on dough, so I did not pre-order the ticket but you can bet your rainbow (hee hee) colored ass I will be there.
Ronnie James Dio has a beautiful voice of an angel getting his nipples pierced. Check out this video, Rainbow in the Dark from Dio's Holy Diver album.
An interview where he is bashing Amercian music fans. Chris V, I will be looking forward to your comments.
By the way I bought Mayhem's Deathcrush. Necrolust (Track 5) is seriously good shit.
Friday 29 June 2007
Wednesday 27 June 2007
Wait....WHAT?!
Some dude called Mitch 'stop calling me bitch' Davis came up with this wonderful idea of putting ads in videogames while he was drinking beer and playing GTA: Vice City. The idea took off, he did well and then later greed blinded him and he sold his company to the devil for $487 million . I wonder what beer was he drinking.
Read more about it here.
If you are depressed with the above news because you are poor and pathetic and have no money for beer, here is more depressing news.
Chris Benoit, a veteran WWE wrestler was found dead along with his wife and 7yr old son. ABC news tells me that he strangled his wife and smothered his son in the weekend before hanging himself. Benoit's entrance music and finishing move has always been one of my favourites.
A boring article about familicides that spawned from the unfortunate incident can be found here
Update: Benoit's text messages.
Read more about it here.
If you are depressed with the above news because you are poor and pathetic and have no money for beer, here is more depressing news.
Chris Benoit, a veteran WWE wrestler was found dead along with his wife and 7yr old son. ABC news tells me that he strangled his wife and smothered his son in the weekend before hanging himself. Benoit's entrance music and finishing move has always been one of my favourites.
A boring article about familicides that spawned from the unfortunate incident can be found here
Update: Benoit's text messages.
Wednesday 13 June 2007
Made in God's image
Well, I started practising my anatomy drawing. It's important to have all the bloody basics and to achieve that, I bought a damn good anatomy book that costs me $76. *heart pain* I have been sketching since last night, and drawing the male form is a real headache. All those damn muscles especially those on the back. I also wish humans had tentacles instead of hands and feet.
After wasting lots of paper, I decided to try painting something on the comp without looking at any reference. It was supposed to be a normal looking lady but she ended up looking like an Asian hooker. I wonder why...
So far it does not look that bad but I will need to show some people and get some feedback. Took me close to two hours to finish this and it is only black and white... I hate hands.
After wasting lots of paper, I decided to try painting something on the comp without looking at any reference. It was supposed to be a normal looking lady but she ended up looking like an Asian hooker. I wonder why...
So far it does not look that bad but I will need to show some people and get some feedback. Took me close to two hours to finish this and it is only black and white... I hate hands.
Sunday 10 June 2007
Their mum is a bitch
Three newborn tiger triplets that have been rejected by their own mother are being nursed by a dog named Hunai in Jinan Paomaling Wild Animal World in Shandong province. She will nurse them for a month, until the sucking turns to chewing. Those damn tigers LOL. After breaking three slabs of concrete with his head, Chen Yunai, the manager said it was common for Chinese zoos to use surrogate dog mothers to nurse rejected tiger cubs. However the article does not mention why the tiger cubs are rejected in the first place. They probably brought dishonour to their family.
Quote:
'So far the cubs have not been named and are simply called "One," "Two" and "Three." Paomaling has previously put dog urine on rejected cubs' fur to make the surrogate think she was nursing her own puppies, but the zoo didn't bother with the urine this time because Huani seemed not to mind nursing the tigers.'
Note to self: Stay away from dog's urine. Original unfunny article can be found here.
Other interesting animal stories:
Everybody thinks they can paint.
I eat sharks for breakfast. (Thanks to Gchaime, your hero)
Pink is gay.
You can also search for these stories yourself here. There is NWS stuff here, so open your bloody eyes.
Quote:
'So far the cubs have not been named and are simply called "One," "Two" and "Three." Paomaling has previously put dog urine on rejected cubs' fur to make the surrogate think she was nursing her own puppies, but the zoo didn't bother with the urine this time because Huani seemed not to mind nursing the tigers.'
Note to self: Stay away from dog's urine. Original unfunny article can be found here.
Other interesting animal stories:
Everybody thinks they can paint.
I eat sharks for breakfast. (Thanks to Gchaime, your hero)
Pink is gay.
You can also search for these stories yourself here. There is NWS stuff here, so open your bloody eyes.
Saturday 9 June 2007
Ouch
"We don't have a cure yet so let's just cut off your foreskin," experts suggest as a solution to South Africa's AIDS crisis. While it is not a foolproof method to prevent AIDS, Neil Martinson, the deputy director of the Perinatal (what?) HIV Research Unit believes that male circumcision is so effective that it is "almost like a vaccine". However his arch nemesis,Timothy Quinlan, research director at HEARD does not approve of the mass circumcision programme and prefers the money to be spent on other ways to prevent HIV, which may or may not include sheepskin condoms and chastity belts. More can be found here.
Studies have shown that uncircumcised men are at higher risk of HIV infection due to the fact the foreskin contains soft non-keratinized (what?) tissue and cells that are more vulnerable to the virus. So apparently the foreskin falls under the same category as wisdom teeth and the appendix.
Studies have shown that uncircumcised men are at higher risk of HIV infection due to the fact the foreskin contains soft non-keratinized (what?) tissue and cells that are more vulnerable to the virus. So apparently the foreskin falls under the same category as wisdom teeth and the appendix.
Thursday 7 June 2007
Android Gremlin Rhino Beastmaster
Very entertaining but I wonder was he taking a shit while recording this:
Even more entertaining than the first. I bet it would be irritating to sit beside him in an office:
Norman Cook must be jealous: (embedding was disabled)
I can understand why people hate children. Check out this freak:
Even more entertaining than the first. I bet it would be irritating to sit beside him in an office:
Norman Cook must be jealous: (embedding was disabled)
I can understand why people hate children. Check out this freak:
No Money, No Honey
Some people tell me that IGN sucks donkey balls, but I think the site is okay lah. So I was surfing the site today, and I am quite amazed that people have to pay to read bullshit stuff like this. Let's see...maybe I can find what's wrong with the PC version of RE4 elsewhere on the Internet. Yes, it's that silly.
The ad is bound to change, so I took a screen capture.
What a great incentive for IGN readers who prefer computer models to real women. Haha stupid dumb fucks.
The ad is bound to change, so I took a screen capture.
What a great incentive for IGN readers who prefer computer models to real women. Haha stupid dumb fucks.
Saturday 2 June 2007
Bladder Wars
This morning I drank four cups of coffee, then bought a bottle of Coke, drank half of it then had sugarcane juice for lunch. Then I made my way to HSA building to donate BELAAARD.
Before donating BELAAARD, the doc would usually ask a few questions and today she asked if I could donate plasma instead of BELAAARD. The process would take around a hour and a half compared to the usual five minutes. I thought for a while. I have a 70 yr old bladder and the thought of sitting in one place for more than 15 minutes is actully a tough decision I have to make. I finally agreed. I told the doc I was going to take a leak first.
I entered the room, placed my bag down and sat on the couch/bed thingy, got up again, went out of the room to the toilet, took another leak and got back in. I was all set now.
There's a mini monitor for every 'station' and I could choose between Casino Royale, Eragon and Blood Diamonds. I declined the offer, though I have not seen any of these movies and instead chose to listen to METAL on my discman.
Some nurse lady explained to me the process and said it would take around 6-7 cycles. I was hoping 6 since my bladder was already sending danger singnals to my head. As the process started, I switched on my discman and watched Casino Royale on the monitor belonging to the next bed. I had no idea what was going on but Daniel Craig looks like he makes a good Bond.
When the 4th cycle was starting, the nurse came along , looked at the screen on the plasma extracting android and screamed excitedly, " Mwhahahaha, looks like it's going to be 8 cycles. Mwhahahaha!" Okay, that did not really happen, but might as well.
When the 8th cycle was starting, I asked the nurse as she creeped across me if it was the last cycle. " Yesssssss" she hissed "Next time , it will be 80 cycles. Mwhahahahahaha!"
After the Bladder Torture ordeal, I went to the toilet, took a leak, washed my hands, took a leak again, washed my hands and left for Chinatown to reward myself with a cup of coffee.
Before donating BELAAARD, the doc would usually ask a few questions and today she asked if I could donate plasma instead of BELAAARD. The process would take around a hour and a half compared to the usual five minutes. I thought for a while. I have a 70 yr old bladder and the thought of sitting in one place for more than 15 minutes is actully a tough decision I have to make. I finally agreed. I told the doc I was going to take a leak first.
I entered the room, placed my bag down and sat on the couch/bed thingy, got up again, went out of the room to the toilet, took another leak and got back in. I was all set now.
There's a mini monitor for every 'station' and I could choose between Casino Royale, Eragon and Blood Diamonds. I declined the offer, though I have not seen any of these movies and instead chose to listen to METAL on my discman.
Some nurse lady explained to me the process and said it would take around 6-7 cycles. I was hoping 6 since my bladder was already sending danger singnals to my head. As the process started, I switched on my discman and watched Casino Royale on the monitor belonging to the next bed. I had no idea what was going on but Daniel Craig looks like he makes a good Bond.
When the 4th cycle was starting, the nurse came along , looked at the screen on the plasma extracting android and screamed excitedly, " Mwhahahaha, looks like it's going to be 8 cycles. Mwhahahaha!" Okay, that did not really happen, but might as well.
When the 8th cycle was starting, I asked the nurse as she creeped across me if it was the last cycle. " Yesssssss" she hissed "Next time , it will be 80 cycles. Mwhahahahahaha!"
After the Bladder Torture ordeal, I went to the toilet, took a leak, washed my hands, took a leak again, washed my hands and left for Chinatown to reward myself with a cup of coffee.
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